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	<title>The Last Broadcast</title>
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	<description>LEGENDARY.</description>
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		<title>Stand-up &#8220;comedy&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The next time you feel like telling me that women aren&#8217;t a minority because &#8220;there are more women than men,&#8221;  you would be wise to remember that three boats of white men with Christopher Columbus created a genocide of countless Native Americans.
It&#8217;s not about the numbers. It&#8217;s about the power.
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		<link>http://broadcasttheory.wordpress.com/2008/04/14/stand-up-comedy/</link>
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		<title>Glow in the dark.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Usually I&#8217;m not one to get excited about shows, but this looks beyond rad:

Who&#8217;s in? Is it wrong to think that the merch alone will be worth it?
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		<link>http://broadcasttheory.wordpress.com/2008/02/02/glow-in-the-dark/</link>
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		<title>Women, know your limits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
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		<link>http://broadcasttheory.wordpress.com/2007/08/16/women-know-your-limits/</link>
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		<title>come pick me up.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Actually, a hallucination is different from an illusion. A hallucination is seeing something that was never there in the first place; an illusion is the misperception of something that is there. I have hallucinated twice, shortly before my mom died. Once, I saw a bus coming towards me &#8211; I looked down, and when I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=broadcasttheory.wordpress.com&blog=527932&post=234&subd=broadcasttheory&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://broadcasttheory.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/come-pick-me-up/</link>
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		<title>Phrases and/or words I&#8217;d like to never hear again.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. &#8220;Wifebeater&#8221;

Really? We&#8217;ve really become so casual about domestic violence that we&#8217;ve named a fucking shirt after it? Really?
2. &#8220;Tramp stamp&#8221;

Because we really don&#8217;t have enough ways to denigrate women about their bodies/tattoos/choices/sexuality.
3. &#8220;box&#8221; (in reference to a vagina/vaginal area)

When people get upset about language that objectifies women, this is what they mean. Once you&#8217;ve [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=broadcasttheory.wordpress.com&blog=527932&post=230&subd=broadcasttheory&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://broadcasttheory.wordpress.com/2007/06/13/phrases-andor-words-id-like-to-never-hear-again/</link>
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		<title>Tooting my own goddamn horn.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As many of you probably know, working in customer service is a thankless task in a depressing industry that mostly only serves to remind you to be polite to others working in customer service because they hate their jobs as much as you do, and to push you into getting a job that forces more [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=broadcasttheory.wordpress.com&blog=527932&post=227&subd=broadcasttheory&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://broadcasttheory.wordpress.com/2007/06/11/tooting-my-own-goddamn-horn/</link>
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		<title>Taiwan, hells yeah!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pictures are finally up:
Part One: www.flickr.com/photos/theusualspy
Part Two: www.flickr.com/photos/robotnation
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		<link>http://broadcasttheory.wordpress.com/2007/05/30/taiwan-hells-yeah/</link>
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		<title>Super Mega Christmas Vacation Post: Part II: So, so delayed.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, four months later, I&#8217;m finally getting around to posting the rest of these pictures.  They&#8217;re not even that exciting, to be honest.  Well, to me they&#8217;re pretty awesome because they remind me of a time when I didn&#8217;t wear 18 layers of clothing every day.  I can barely remember that time, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=broadcasttheory.wordpress.com&blog=527932&post=176&subd=broadcasttheory&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://broadcasttheory.wordpress.com/2007/04/15/super-mega-christmas-vacation-post-part-ii-so-so-delayed/</link>
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		<title>Reasons why I have not yet written my novel.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ You may not know this, but I&#8217;ve always assumed that my life would go something like this:
1. finish university;
2. write the great Canadian novel;
3. move to New York;
4. spend the rest of my life reading and writing novels.  And not just any novels, but great, life-changing, life-affirming novels.
So why has this not happened?
1. Despite my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=broadcasttheory.wordpress.com&blog=527932&post=183&subd=broadcasttheory&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://broadcasttheory.wordpress.com/2007/04/15/reasons-why-i-have-not-yet-written-my-novel/</link>
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		<title>Theme song for a haircut.</title>
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Totally awesome, totally cool
I got a new haircut
and it totally rules!
It&#8217;s totally awesome and&#8230;
TOTALLY COOL!
(jump with high-kick)
PS: Does anyone else think that I kind of look like a dude in this picture?
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		<link>http://broadcasttheory.wordpress.com/2007/03/10/theme-song-for-a-haircut/</link>
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